Ten Things More Exciting Than This Year's Super Bowl

1. Watching CSPAN on Mute.
   
2. Creating a Color Wheel using cells in an excel spreadsheet.
   
3. Picking crumbs individually off an old couch and counting them.
   
4. Fixing the spelling of the comments left on AOL blogs.
   
5. Reading war and peace backwards.
   
6. Braiding your chest hairs.
   
7. Taking out the headphones of your ipod and putting it to your ear like the stereos of old.
   
8. Writing letters to all of the women that have rejected you and eating them.
   
9. Soap.
   
10. Thinking up synonyms for colors and using them to create poetry about rainbows.