If I made this up, it wouldn't be funny:
BRATTLEBORO, VT -- A small Vermont town is considering issuing arrest warrants for President Bush and Vice President Cheney.
Brattleboro town officials will let voters decide if the pair should be charged with war crimes.
"We've got voicemails, e-mails, we've got calls from Florida, Idaho, and around the nation," said Gene Wrin of the Brattleboro police.
On town meeting day people in Brattleboro will vote on whether the President and Vice President should be indicted and arrested for war crimes if they ever set foot in Vermont.