Neil Cavuto is a Wrinkled Penis

I hate Cavuto so much. He had a special on how the Iraqis stepped up violence in order to affect the 2006 election. Yes, because we all know how much warring countries like to kill their own people in order for the Democrats to win in congress. His assertions, of course, were validated by the fact that most Iraqis think the election was Bush vs. Kerry again. Man, those Iraqis must have really wanted Kerry to win.

See? We're not so different.

Excuse me, the title of this piece should have been: "Neil Cavuto is a Wrinkled Penis?"

I'm not saying that he is, I'm just saying he may or may not be a wrinkled penis.