Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Drug Resistant TB will KILL YOU!

"Um... Whoops. Psych. Just playin'"
- Center for Disease Control (CDC)

Remember that Drug Resistant Tuberculosis that some dipshit had when he decided to tour the countryside, putting thousands if not millions of lives in danger? Well, it's not that dangerous. Officials vastly overstated the initial strength and deadliness of Speaker's strain of TB.

So congratulations Andrew Speaker (attorney at law). Your actions didn't kill people. Be proud. Although I would suggest that a new question on the LSAT should read:

If you were diagnosed with TB or any other contagious, disease causing bacteria, should you ride multiple planes against your doctor's advice?
a) Yes
b) Maybe
c) No, that would be stupid.

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