Sunday, July 22, 2007

Romney - You stupid asshole

Listen Mitt,

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I wouldn't support you if you were a Democrat, but here's a tip: When you're trying to win an election, holding up a "No to Obama Osama and Chelsea's Moma" sign is a really, really, really fucking stupid thing to do. I'm going to pretend it didn't happen, and, instead, I'm going to imagine that you grabbed the sign away and beat that woman over the head with it.

Okay, so you want to believe that Jesus visited the US and the Garden of Eden is somewhere in Missouri. That's fine. Knock yourself out. I'm not going to make any references to Scientology or anything. I promise. But let's go ahead and pretend that the fascism in your religion doesn't make you a bigot too. The next time you want want support from some racist idiot in South Carolina, you may as well go all out and kick puppies. I'm serious. Their votes matter too. There are like... 6 or 7 puppy kicking Republicans that would REALLY be impressed if you just took that baby dog and drop kicked it like 50 yards.

Idiot.

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