Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Putin and Bush Discuss Crustaceans

Vladimir Putin and George Bush, the "presidents" of Russia and The United States, respectively, met yesterday to discuss a very sensitive issue - can the US set up missile defense systems in the areas surrounding Russia, particularly Poland and the Czech Republic.

And where did they go to discuss this matter of national security and urgency? Why, Maine! Of course! Home of clams! And... Um... Moose?

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