Don't Tase Me Bro! Shirt, Mugs, etc.

In honor of the "Don't Tase Me Bro" incidents at the John Kerry Speech at the University of Florida (video in a previous post), I created some "Don't Tase me bro" t-shirts. You can find them here.

Wooted to no avail.

I didn't get my bag of crap from woot. Damn.

Someone buy me this:

One More Time - My Iraq Music Video

YouTube isn't giving me many searches. Neither is Google. I would be trying harder to get it on people's sites but I'm busy with work and it is getting lost in the shuffle. So I apologize for consistently putting it on my website, but it took me days to make. Please sign on to YouTube and give me 5 stars, or share with your friends, post it on Myspace or Facebook or whatever. The song is by Utada Hikaru, entitled "Sanctuary" in case you like it.

I'll be on vacation until Tuesday. Everyone have a good Memorial Day weekend.

George Bush's Dumbass Head on a String

This is an air freshener of Bush. It hangs on my rear view mirror. There's nothing too spectacular about it except every time you walk towards your car and see this hanging through your window, it is fun to say "Hey, it's George Bush's Dumbass head on a string."

The photograph links to the amazon sales site. It costs like 2.99 if you want to pick one up for yourself. Smells pretty good too.

Plugging a book because a reader took the time to email me

I don't exactly have the patience to post today, but some reader emailed me asking me to plug his book. So I will. I'm guessing he emailed many, many other bloggers and I am in no way giving an opinion of this book, which I haven't read, but I feel like being generous. Apparently it's about the separation of church and state, where Jesus and Buddha and Moses (Moses? Not a God) among others have arisen from the dead.

Here is what a reviewer wrote:

Jerry Fletcher, cynic, is abducted while on a hiking trip with co-workers. He wondered if he was trapped in an "X-Files reality." Yoshu'ah, an alien, appears to Jerry and explains that there are two forces at work on planet earth, one is the force of LIGHT or good and one is the force of DARK or evil. Star Souls of LIGHT include Moses, Buddha, Isaiah, Daniel, Joseph and Jesus they taught love of God and the universe. But DARK took the teachings of LIGHT and "manifested the institution of religion, creating the hierarchy of power."

Jerry is one of the Star Souls and has been chosen to enlighten Earth. "You are like many great warriors of the Light. We have transferred large amounts of information to your DNA within your bones, and later, while on the Earth plane, you like thousands upon thousands of LIGHT warriors, will battle to save the Earth plane, bringing LIGHT unto Earth."

Jerry is returned to Earth and begins to enlighten others; his message is not one that the system of institutions wants spread. The people stage a rebellion against the government, there is rioting and civil unrest. Jerry has become a "threat."

Anyway, again, it could be good, it could be bad, I don't know. But he is the first person to email me through this website asking for something to be posted and for that, he is rewarded.