Friday, November 30, 2007

The Return of Anti-Republican Presidential Poetry - Mike Huckabee

It's been a while, but with the races heating up, the anti-Republican presidential candidate poetry is back! This time we will be doing Mike Huckabee. Click here to see other candidates and PLEASE feel free and submit your own.

The first type of poetry we will use is called a "Tyburn" - It is a 6 line poem that uses 2, 2, 2, 2, 9, 9, syllables, where: "The first four lines rhyme and are all descriptive words. The last two lines rhyme and incorporate the first, second, third, and fourth lines as the 5th through 8th syllables." (

Here goes:

In Vain
Stuck on an inane campaign trail
Will become a mundane "in vain" tale

The second type of poetry for Mike Huckabee is called "Minute Poetry." Also from "The Minute Poem is rhyming verse form consisting of 12 lines of 60 syllables written in strict iambic meter. The poem is formatted into 3 stanzas of 8,4,4,4; 8,4,4,4; 8,4,4,4 syllables. The rhyme scheme is as follows: aabb, ccdd, eeff"

NeoCons don't care about poor
They slam the door
They shut their blinds
They close their minds.

Huckabee thinks that they will change
And that is strange
They are brainwashed
Their thoughts are squashed

The Baptist has no chance in hell
So wish him well
Because he'll lose
To dumb-ass views.

There we go. Remember to click on the link on the top of the page to see any other anti-Republican poetry and to submit your own.


Vote For Hillary Online said...

If the list of candidates to choose from was a line of port-o-potties outside a concert, Huckabee would be the one overflowing with diarrhea.
If you want a real candidate with real values, then you want Hillary Clinton. Just trust me.

Librocrat said...

Thanks... I really needed this information, seeing as this post was obviously a Huckabee endorsement.

libhom said...

Huckabee is pretty nutty right-wing himself.

libhom said...

vote for hillary online: I won't vote for Hillary for one obvious reason.

She is a Republican posing as a Democrat.

Faux said...

I think the last line should be:
"With dumb-ass views"

He's not losing to dumb-ass anything.

Librocrat said...

Heh, Good call.

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