Tuesday, June 24, 2008

7 Different Kinds of Stupid


Now, I know what you're thinking: Republican politicians are more than 7 different kinds of stupid, so what's with the title?

This is actually not a post about politics. This is about the following story, as reported on Yahoo News:

PHOENIX (AP)—Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year.


So let's review all of the stupidity in those two paragraphs alone:

1) Shaq rapped. (This should simply not have happened)
2) Shaq's rapping used foul language that apparently was more offensive than, say, anything that other police officers have ever said that still have their job.
3) Shaq got fired because he rapped about a basketball player.
4) Shaq got fired from being a police officer because he rapped about a basketball player.
5) Shaq got fired from a ceremonial job that he did not actually have.
6) Shaq got fired from a ceremonial job as a police officer because he rapped about a basketball player.
7) This is news.

These types of stories make bunnies cry.

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