Raise Up

Preparing for the results of the South Carolina primary, two things come to mind:

First, I really dislike the Token Black Republican on every news channel. We get it, Black Republicans exist and you managed to find one. Congratulations. All you've proven is that you're racist against Black Democrats.

Second, purposefully trying to create a "Race War" between two candidates is the reason no one watches the news anymore.

Since the results won't be in until later, here is my rewritten lame version of Petey Pablo's "Raise Up" dedicated to today's primary:


This one's for South Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Cast your vote off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
South Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

Who am I? Barack Obam' motherf*cker!
First to put it down for South Carolina
But guess what (what?), it's been worth it
I'ma superstar, bought me a big ol' camp
Four point six (up in the polls!)
Back wit the votes from the front to back
and got a button in the middle, make the funk go "eh-eh"
But it ain't 'bout that
It's about gettin whatchu gettin and drivin all back here
Big fellas (six fellas)
Half of me and Carolina n***** done campaign together
Dodd, Biden, Edwards, Mike, Bill Rich, Hillary, damn
Vilsack, Kucinich, Blues over here (Reds over there)
Wesley Clark, down on the, Howard Dean (lemme think)
New Hampshire, Nevada, Iowa, Michigan, Wyoming, Florida, Feb 5th
(Super Tuesday) Washington, Hawaii, Virgina, Wisconsin, Maryland
And all my states doin votes after the 5th
This right here, right here, right here's for

This one's for South Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Cast your vote off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
South Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!