Monday, August 4, 2008

Robert Novak Retiring

I do not wish a brain tumor on anyone. That said, Robert Novak is a horrible person, and I am beyond happy that he is retiring.

On July 23, while driving in Washington, D.C., Mr. Novak struck an elderly pedestrian, and later said he did not realize the accident had happened. It is not clear whether the incident was connected to his brain tumor.

The man he struck was riding on his hood for a while before being thrown off and it is absolutely impossible for Novak to have missed it without going through some sort of traumatic brain issue that would likely have gotten him into much more of an accident.

Feel better, Novak. But in the interim, shut the hell up.

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