Around the Globe: News

Another exciting edition of news around the globe:

- Bush decides that Mass Murders in Sudan are bad. The 145,000 Deaths in 2005 alone in the Darfur conflict warrants "Tighter Fiscal Penalties" for a country with no money. Great Solution.
- Iraqi women, forced to flee from their homes, are forced to become prostitutes in Syria
- Kazakhstan women are apparently very, very attractive. Link here, here and here. Pamela Anderson loses her appeal. Take that Borat.
- Um... Sick. Read this.
- The New Iraq Plan must be working perfectly, since May has been the deadliest month of the year for the US soldiers in Iraq. That was the new strategy, right? Let our own people die? No? Oh, then disregard that last one.