Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Romney a Douchebag?

Mitt Romney, in an effort to appeal to conservatives Republicans Philanthropists, has decided to donate his entire presidential salary to charity - showing once and for all that Mitt Romney has a shitload of money more money in tax breaks than he would make as president perfect Republican presidential credentials. Yep, he's just like your average Joe. I can hear his next talking point now:

Hello Conservatives. I am just like you. I don't use big words like "Polysyllabic" and "Sesquipedalian," and I certainly don't exacerbate my quandaries exponentially similar to that of the alternative candidates.

Sounds like a winner, Mitt.


Chase Roper said...

Let's not forget his favorite book is L. Ron Hubbard's, "Battlestar Galactica."

Librocrat said...

That makes me weep a little inside. Although at least it wasn't Harry Potter.

Good thing I wasn't going to vote for him anyway.