God damn, that mission is so freakin' accomplished

In fact, it's so accomplished that he's changed his title from "The Decider" to "The Commander Guy."

Yes it has been over four years now since "Mission Accomplished" and Iraq has been thanking us with Firecrackers ever since. I wish there was more news on this, but it has been its own ironic cliche for almost... well... 3 years and 10 months now.

So instead, I'm going to show you a picture of a Cowon A2:

Sweet.

Luckily Iraq is not the only thing on trial. With the recent story about Alberto Gonzales's aid Monica Goodling hiring people based on their political views (illegal), as well as Wolfowitz's blunder, we may experience one of the first political failure eclipses. Their incompetence will all align at once, and the United States will be covered in darkness.

Just like Bush's first day in office.

Should we call this "MissionAccomplishedgate?"

"The question is, 'Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy."
---George W. Bush