Friday, December 29, 2006

Police Arrest Mike Tyson - Claims Athletic Profiling

"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."~Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson was arrested on a possible DUI and possession of cocaine. There's no joke there, it just felt like something that needed to be shared.

His voice is high enough as it is, on Cocaine he probably sounds like the Chipmunks. Theodore, not Alvin or Simon.

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."~Mike Tyson

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