Breaking News: Cheney Alive

There were no posts yesterday, in honor of [Vice] President Dick Cheney almost getting hurt near an Al-Qaeda suicide bomber, who - at last report by the [Vice] President himself - was in his last throes.

So yesterday I had a moment of silence for the [Vice] President, rather than the celebration I would have had if............

Today, in memoriam, I will post a picture below of the friend whom Cheney shot in the face. Not the picture with his face all yellow and pock filled though because that would undermine my blog's beauty. Oh yes, I said it.