The Many Emotions of George W. Bush

Now I will explain what each of the facial expressions above mean, going from left to right, starting at the top.
1) Does this hair hide Cheney's remote?
2) You're right, I think it's Paris's fault, not Nicole's. Man this thinkin' is hard.
3) I pooped.
4) Hm... I haven't considered anything before.
5) What? Me a stupid incompetent douche who has accomplished nothing, ever? My sign said otherwise. I accomplished a mission.
6) 3,100 American Soldiers have died.

I know someone who reads this blog can do better.