Wednesday, February 28, 2007

McCain Announces He'll Announce... Later

In a flurry of excitement, straight from the "straight talk express" comes John McCain's announcement that's he'll announce in April! Wow!

Maybe it will be April fool's day, seeing as he is both his own prank and a complete fool. Or maybe it will be 4/20, so that when no one gives a crap that he's spoken, he can blame it on the pot.

McCain will be 72 if he wins the presidency. Other notable things about 72: It is what happens when you do (6+6)x6. It is also the atomic number of Hafnium - which I heard is one of the more dense elements, and is a lustrous, silvery gray tetravalent transition metal, not at all dissimilar to John McCain's hair. It is room temperature. It is the average number of heartbeats per minute for a resting adult - although remarkably not a 72 year old resting adult. And it is par for a 18 hole golf course. So the next time John McCain falls asleep in the middle of one of George Bush's speech, think about how great it will be to have Hafnium as the president.

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