George Bush Pet Toys - Also Karl Rover, His Lap Dog

I bought my puppy this. It's a political pet toy of the "President." Like the president, it squeeks loudly and angers dogs. I turned on The Daily Show and they showed a clip of Bush speaking, and Demo (my puppy) ran immediately towards the Bush toy and began biting it vigorously. I didn't need to train him. That should say something.

This week, I'd like to see people start contributing to the anti-republican presidential poetry. Click on the link on the top of this page and add your poem to the collection. If it is really good, I'll feature it on the front page here with a link to your blog. If it is terrible, I probably still will, provided it fits the guidelines.