Saturday, February 3, 2007

The Politics of Paris Hilton


She's related to Zsa Zsa Gabor, the Bush tax cuts saved her an estimated 91,000,000 dollars and now she's "exposed" The heiress to the Hilton fortune and daughter of two semi-influential Republicans (who generally stay out of the limelight, Paris Hilton is the result of Republicans breeding. Just like the Christian Right, the biggest word she knows is "Missionary."

So why does Dinesh D'Souza blame the Democrats for the terrorist attacks in his new book "The enemy at home: The cultural left and its responsibility for 9/11."

Since the title is so vague, the gist of the book can be seen his his interview with Stephen Colbert:


As delusional as it seems, Mr. D'Souza (who, in 1984, believed that women should not be educated with men) has decided that liberals are responsible for 9/11, instead of... say... a terrible foreign policy. This intellectually stunted style of thought (which from now on I will refer to as "Malkinesque") is the reason that Neoconservatives have no rational or original ideas for fixing problems. Poor Economy? Liberals. Broken Marriages? Liberals. Global Warming? Liberal Conspiracy.

But who is responsible for Paris Hilton? Who is responsible for stopping science? Who is responsible for the failures in Iraq - creating breeding grounds for terrorism across the middle east? Who is responsible for shooting his friend in the face?

Once Malkinesque "pundits" reach around behind them and yank their heads out of Rush Limbaugh's monstrous ass, maybe they will learn that it may be their impotent thinking that is ruining the country, and that breeding little neocon babies is the reason that Paris Hilton and Iraq are failures.

---To emphasize my point, D'Souza once dated Ann Coulter. So he obviously makes poor decisions.

I wonder if, after they made love, his penis shriveled up and died like slug bathing in salt.

1 comment:

libhom said...

Dinesh D'Souza is hoping that right-wing sheeple will forget that the Bush regime didn't even try to prevent the 911 attacks.