Geraldo Rivera - "At Large" Proves too Small and Old

There is a penis size joke in that title, somewhere, but I don't need yet another one in my blog posts.

"Geraldo at Large" was cancelled this week, according to MSNBC. The "journalist," known for his serial-killer-esque mustache and for drawing a map in the sand of the location of a large number of US troops, is now out of a job, thanks to his audience being too small in number and too old... in number. I guess. Either way, he will be sorely missed... by a few people in Florida with bunions.

Geraldo, I'd like to take a moment to say:

"Man, I really need to clean my kitchen counter. It looks like a hurricane... oh, what's that Geraldo? You're leaving? Okay, bye."